Bonko The Insane
Bonko The Insane
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Bonko The Insane
My Demon Prince is German, obviously, so he is referred to as the Dämonenprinz but his friends call him Day-Mon. He is just your standard mild mannered royal descended demon squid, with a snake beard, shark mouth, that floats around with his favorite baseball teams cap on all sideways, you know how it is. He loves long floats in the park and is allergic to nuts. He really hates pistachio's which he will break open and throw at girls, just girls. Especially ones who used to be married to some boy in the past; I see you girl, I see you. One time he was in Hawaii and he just went crazy throwing macadamia nuts. Peeps were like "Go home Day-Mon, you drunk!" That's all I got to say bout that.
Alec Brubaker
Best story I've read all day honestly lol, great job!
Kenny Wang
3yr
looks like a cool beholder
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